I love my email.

It fills me with such joy.  I think I'll check on who sent me mail today:

President Obama:  I need money

Mitt Romney:  I've got momentum.  I need money.

Move-On.Org:  Can you contribute?

RNC:  We are selling things.  Give us money for stuff.

DCCC:  EEK!  Look at the polls and be scared.  Now give us money!

Rand Paul:  I need money for 2016!

Newsflash response guys... I'm broke!  Between the Economy and well the Economy ... which our beloved Government can't seem to want to fix without at least 60 filibusters, 200 lobbyists for each bill that is actually important it us to foul it up.  So stop sending me you need for money, cause you are not going to get a plug nickel.  

Nope, nada, forget it.

Seriously, its a short soapbox but what else needs to be said?